Avengers Rewatch

When Thor’s evil brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), gains access to the unlimited power of the energy cube called the Tesseract, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), director of S.H.I.E.L.D., initiates a superhero recruitment effort to defeat the unprecedented threat to Earth. Joining Fury’s “dream team” are Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner).

Dr. Selvic: The Hawk? In his nest.

Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot

Nick Fury: He’s called Loki… He’s… not from around here

Pepper: How’s it look?
Tony Stark: Like Christmas, but with more me

Tony Stark: I did do all the heavy lifting… literally I lifted all the heavy things

Tony Stark: You have reaced the life model decoy of Tony Stark, leave a message
Agent Coulson: This is urgent
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently

Tony Stark: Phil? His first name is agent

Loki: Not to men like me
Old German Man: There are always men like you

Tony Stark: Agent Romanof, did you miss me?

Tony Stark: Make a move reindeer games

Tony Stark: You are pretty spry for an older fellow, what’s your thing Pilates?

Tony Stark: What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I’m not overly fond of what follows

Captain America: There’s only one god ma’am and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that

Thor: You listen well brother
*Ironman flies past and grabs Thor*
Loki: I’m listening

Tony Stark: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Thor: It matters not metal man

Tony Stark: ahh yeah, no, bad call he loves his hammer

Bruce Banner: *referring to Loki* He really grows on you doesn’t he?

Bruce Banner: That guys brain is a bag full of cats, you can smell crazy on him
Thor: Take care how you speak of him, he may be beyond reason but he is still my brother
Natasha Romanof: He killed 80 people in 2 days
Thor: He is adopted

Tony Stark: That Man’s playing Galaga, thought we wouldn’t notice… and we didn’t

Tony Stark: * To Bruce Banner* And I’m also a fan of how you turn into a big green rage monster

Captain America: I do!… I understood that reference

*Tony Stark pokes Bruce Banner in an attempt to make the Hulk come out*
Captain America: Hey… Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Juries still out

Bruce Banner: ‘A warm light for all man kind’, Loki’s jab at Fury, I think that was meant for you
*Tony offers Bruce blueberries*

Tony Stark: I’m sorry Nick, what were you lying?

Nick Fury: *To Thor* Excuse me?! Did we come to your planet and blow things up?

Captain America: It seems to run on some kind of electricity
Tony Stark: Well, you’re not wrong

Pilot: Target engaged
*Hulk jumps at ships*
Pilot: Target angry, target angry!

Agent Coulson: You’re going to lose
Loki: Am I?
Agent Coulson: It’s Inevitable, you lack conviction

*fires weapon at Loki*
Agent Coulson: So that’s what it does

Agent Coulson: I’m clocked out here
Nick Fury: Not an option
Agent Coulson: It’s ok Boss, this was never going to work unless they had something to…

Nick Fury: There was an idea, Stark knows this, called The Avenger’s Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could come to be more

Nick Fury: We’ll its an old fashioned notion

Building Janitor: Right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude

Building Janitor: You an Alien?
Burce Banner: excuse me?
Building Janitor: From outer space? An alien?
Bruce Banner: umm.. no
Building Janitor: Then son, you have a condition

Captain America: Son… just don’t

Tony Stark: *speaking to Loki*… and you have the glow stick of destiny

Tony Stark: Coz if we can’t protect the Earth we will damn well avenge it

*Loki attempts to turn Tony by touching his chest with the sceptre*
Loki: This usually works
Tony Stark: Well, performance issues, you know one out of five…

Tony Stark: And there’s one other person you pissed off… his name was Phil

Tony Stark: What?! Did you stop for drive thorough?

Hawkeye: Captain, It would be my genuine pleasure

Black Widow: Just like Budapest all over again
Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently

Tony Stark: Well we got his attention… what the hell was step two

Captain America: *To Tony* Banner, just like you said
Tony Stark: Tell him to suit up, I’m bringing the party to you
*turn the corner with enemies in tow*
Natasha Romanof: I don’t see how thats a party

Bruce Banner: That’s my secret Captain, I’m always angry

Hawkeye: want to give me a lift
Tony Stark: Better clench up Legolas

Hawkeye: Well Thor is taking on a squadron down on sixth
Tony Stark: and he didn’t invite me?

Nick Fury: I recognise that The Council has made a decision but given that its a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it

Bruce Banner: *to Loki* Pewny God

Tony Stark: *waking up from being unconscious* What the hell! What just happened?! Please tell me nobody kissed me!

Tony Stark: Alright YAY, alright guys, Good job. Let’s not come in tomorrow. Let’s take a fay

Thor: We’re not finished yet
Tony Stark: And then Shawarma after?

At the beginning does ‘a human world’ imply that there are other human worlds?

Maria Hill is a total Badass!

Love coulson just chilling on the phone the whole timeNatasha beats up the Russians

Cap must have some serious PTSD

I love that Phil and Pepper are friends but low key sad there was no scene with her reaction to his death

Maria just casually checking out Cap

What an intro for Thor

‘I watched you toss me into an abyss’ – umm pretty sure you let go Loki

I love that Tony wants Banner to be all Banner, Hulk and all

Honestly Coulson…. no, I can’t

I love that Hulk just punches Thor in Grand Central Station